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Hilarious: Jozin z bazin

This weeks hilarious posting is not one from Last.fm.

I got this one from my Polish colleagues some time ago and I can’t stop laughing about it when I see it. They told me they are a bunch of comedians who performed this song at national television in 1978.

Especially the guy with the weird voice belching into the cup. It reminds me of an old colleague who invented the “haubing”, which is a technique to sing when belching!

And the dancing guy: it looks like he’s got parkinson. The guy next to him doesn’t even move at all!

Here are the translated lyrics:

1. I drive Skoda 100 to camp here on Orawa
So I hurry, take a risk – go through Morawa
The monster lives there, comes out of the bog
Eats mostly Prague citizen, its name is Jozin (Joseph)

Chorus: Jozin from the bog creeps through swamp
Jozin from the bog closes to the village
Jozin from the bog edges its teeth
Jozin from the bog bites, strangles
To defeat Jozin from the bog, who could imagine, only works a plane with manure (white powder)

2. I was driving through the village on road to Vizowice
The village mayor greeted me, said to me during drinking Sliwowica (DIY plum vodka)
‘The one who will bring Jozin dead or alive
gets my daughter and a half of National Agrarian Farm

Chorus: Jozin…

3. I said: ‘give me a plane and powder, mayor,
I’ll bring you Jozin, I see no trouble about that’,
Mayor helped me, in the morning I went up in the sky
The powder from the plane prettily fell on Jozin
Jozin from swamp is totaly white now
Jozin from swamp is running away from the mud
Jozin from swamp ended up on the rock
Jozin from swamp will meet his end here”

I got Jozin from swamp, now I hold him in my hand
A bit of money is always nice so I will sell him to a ZOO

Sad day: My old Trueno is really dead now

Just got the news: my old Trueno is dead now.

This is how the car looked shortly after I sold the car:
How the Trueno looked after I sold it
How the Trueno looked after I sold it (with Chowini AE86 in background)
And yes, that’s the Chowini AE86 HR.com.au blogged about in the background.

Then after half a year I got the message from EircamAE86 that the Trueno crashed during a trackday:
Trueno crashed during trackday

He promised to fix it up and he did:
Trueno all fixed up

However the structure of the car was damaged and EircamAE86 did not brace the cage to the shell. After one trackday the car was bent and out of shape again. RIP Trueno… ;(

Carina Sightings: Count the carinas at the Japan A60 2008 meeting

This week another short sighting:
Count the toyota carina A60
Can you count all the Carinas in this picture?? ;)

I came to a total of 34 here, but I did not count the ones behind the group of people in the front row…
The extra difficulty is that this picture also contains Celica A60s (Supra MK2 is called Celica XX in Japan) and it is sometimes hard to distinguish a Carina Coupe rear from a Celica Liftback in the second or fourth rows.

HachiRock!! Festa 2008

I just found this on the HR Blog: HachiRock!! Festa 2008
HachiRock!! Festa 2008

This is one of the biggest Hachi Roku events in Japan, maybe even bigger than HachiRoku day!

It is amazing how many Hachi’s actually turned up there:
many many ae86s at HachiRock!! Festa 2008

They claim last year over 250 hachis turned up, but this year they limited it to 250 participants who already sold out the place in May!!

They had a little nice surprise for all attendants:
HachiRock!! Festa 2008 chocolates!
HachiRock!! Festa 2008 chocolates! Yummie! :)

You can read (ahum, look at pictures) more here:
http://www.geocities.jp/tz_factory86/080914hachirock.html

I could only dream the AEU86 4th annual meeting would exceed only 50 cars! Maybe if we would make it more exclusive it would attract more hachis. ;)

Opened up a twitter account

I finally opened up a twitter account:
http://twitter.com/banpei

I did open a Twitter account when it just started, but then registered under my personal name with credentials of the company I work for. Back then nothing supported twitter so I didn’t see the added value of Twitter. Of course I also forgot the password of that account and was forced to open a new account. ;)

Anyway, I currently see the added value of Twitter. As you may have noticed I added both Twitter and Last.fm syndication at the bottom of the navigation. :)

What do we need email addresses for?

Probably everybody encountered this in the past: the need to register somewhere to view content or order something. Normally everybody is willing to open an account and provide profile details to do so. But there are times when people start to think “I don’t want to post my real data and actual email address here.” and either provide a fake (could be real shadow mailbox) email address or decide upon entering the real thing.

It happened to me a short while ago. I wanted to view some profiles on Carview but was hesitating if I should enter my real credentials. In the end I decided to do so and provided my real email address. Then the problem of activation made me frown on this subject again. Why do I need to activate myself through an email which is ending up in my junk mail anyway?

At work we ended into a discussion about this subject because we need to do profiling on some of our portals as well. The discussion was mainly if a profile should be unique on email address.

Why do we seek email addresses?
In the early days of the Internet an email address was hard to get. Normally providers would provide you with an address. I can still remember using the “free” dialup at the VPRO and thus not having an email address. Same happened to many people visiting cyberbars in the early days.

Back then anyone could enter things in contact forms, forums and other services without checking if the person actually existed. Of course a lot of these services were spammed and people started to get irritated.

So, if an email address is hard to get we would know for sure that we have a real person here who really takes care of their email address he/she will activate the account through a link inside an email. So we have both authentication and authorization here: we authorize this person because we know that we have a single person here and we authorize the existence of the person because he/she clicks on the activation link. You can see it as some sort of Turing-test.

But I can open ten free hotmail accounts if I want to!
A lot of people assume that asking for an email address solves the problem of multiple accounts because you simply don’t allow double addresses. After free email services like Hotmail and Gmail started anyone could open several accounts at the same time.

Besides that it became easier to start and play your own provider: just register a domain and install your own mail server and you’re all set!

Of course spammers started using this method as well started automating this. Everybody has seen spam on blogs, fora and other media. Most of this is done automated with either freely registered email addresses or through own domains (cachette.com for instance).

Why not make use of a captcha then?
Well, the captcha was invented to do the Turing-test and ask the user to provide an answer to a simple question, for instance a sentence in to only a real human readable letters. It works and it keeps most spammers away but it doesn’t solve the problem: hire cheap labor or reward other people solving Captchas and you’re set. Besides that: to the normal user Captchas are annoying since most of them are unreadable or not solvable.

Since currently the Captcha is widely spread and almost everybody uses it, it becomes more and more interesting to crack Captchas. Escpecially Hotmail and GMail Captchas are interesting to crack since it gives access to free email accounts. Spammers are starting to get more and more sophisticated and are able to crack multiple Captchas every second, so the Captcha is not safe anymore!

What has it all to do with email addresses then?
Well, let’s get back to the basics then: why do we need an email address?
Certainly not anymore for performing a Turing-test. Anyone could script the activation through email, or just buy cheap labor to do this.

Maybe we should ask ourselves: do we need to send emails to the users?
Well, most of the time when I provide my email address I make sure it is not set to “receive newsletters”. Let’s be honest: newsletter suck, I never read them anyway.

When looking at my forum I only need an email address to send notifications to users when they receive a PM or when they set “notify me on replies on this topic”. So that’s only when a user specifically wishes to receive emails. Of course I currently ask them to provide an email address to do the Turing-test and see if they really exist and at the same time I also ask them to provide a Captcha: that’s a double Turing-test!

I really wonder if it would be better to just skip the whole email hassle, be more user friendly and only ask them to prove an email address if they really wish to receive emails. And why do both? The Captcha is annoying to users and most automated emails get lost in junk mail filters. Why not use only a user friendly Captcha, like asking alternating open questions like What is the color of the sun? instead? Of course everybody knows that the Sun is blue! :P

What about password reminder emails then?
Well, that’s one of the problems… It is considered more secure to send a password reminder (uhm, changed password actually!) than ask some “I forgot my password” question which anyone can guess!

Of course: when I hijack your email account with the stupid “forgot my password” question I have access to all your profiles anyway. Go to each of the profile services and ask for a password reminder and presto: I’m in!

However I don’t really have anything better than sending password reminders to email addresses. This is one of the weak points of my ranting. :(

But what’s that got to do with me?
Well, I’ve changed the Comment section of my blog to not requiring to enter an email addres and asking a user friendly (not always alternating) question. I don’t have the need of verifying your email address or sending you password reminders… ;)

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